The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could fuck a dinosaur, they didn’t stop to think if they should fuck a dinosaur.” Continue reading The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Was Beamed to a Black Hole During His Funeral

Hawking’s message to preserve the planet was radioed into space during his Friday memorial at London’s Westminster Abbey. Continue reading Stephen Hawking’s Voice Was Beamed to a Black Hole During His Funeral

A Black Hole Has Been Shredding a Star Twice the Size of the Sun for 10 Years

Astronomers have been watching the full fallout of a tidal disruption event for years. Continue reading A Black Hole Has Been Shredding a Star Twice the Size of the Sun for 10 Years

NASA’s Opportunity Rover Is Battling for Its Life in an Epic Martian Dust Storm

Opportunity has driven farther and lived longer than any interplanetary rover. But can it survive one of the most intense dust storms ever observed on Mars? Continue reading NASA’s Opportunity Rover Is Battling for Its Life in an Epic Martian Dust Storm

Satellites Are Zeroing in on Poachers and Traffickers in the ‘Outlaw Ocean’

Some vessels use ocean rendezvous to exchange contraband, and even captive crew. But big data tools are finding new ways to track these activities from outer space. Continue reading Satellites Are Zeroing in on Poachers and Traffickers in the ‘Outlaw Ocean’