I have a very bizarre malware that I cannot seem to get rid of [on hold]

Here is my horror story that I thought I would share to see if one had any great suggestions and maybe would be interested in researching my problem because it is very fascinating. If you are interested in looking at my problem I am happy to do a share screen. If you do discover the exploits this malware uses you would probably make 40k in bug bounties alone on top of my 1k.

Edit:This might seem implausible and but I would happily introduce you to my friends who were also infected if you need be if you do not believe me.

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I have a very bizarre malware that I get on any computer if I play a song from an infected computer or I open up my email or even sign into my email. Wiping the drive does nothing. I have gone to the genius bar, geek squad and they could not help and I have spent thousands trying to fix this.

I have installed different operating systems Ubuntu, Windows and OS X on different systems and the malware remained. I think what I have is rootkit that turns into a boot kit as soon as I make a significant change in the OS such as upgrading to a different version. On one protective PC desktop (probably the best one), after I got the malware again I tried the factory rest on the PC. What was bizarre is after the computer restarted the computer said “A request has been made to change keys to the firmware” at the boot up screen with white letters and a blue background. I selected “no” between the two choices of yes or no. This was the only time of all the many computers I have tested that after the factory reset, the computer did not still have the symptoms of the malware after the reset. Typically the sound quality, visual quality and speed become worse after a reset with the malware actually.

I have gone through various computers and even infected friends computers on accident, so this has become a very heart breaking problem.

To test whether it really exists and that I am not just making it up is I tested the two main infection methods on the computers at Best Buy. As soon as I either played a music file I made from an infected system on a clean system things became different on the clean system. The computers became a little slower, the sound of the computer both became warped and sharp sounding. You could say distorted. If you logged into an email that I used on an infected computer the same thing generally happened, but to a lesser extent. I did learn I have a rootkit called Linux/Ebury on my main computer, but I can’t prove if it is related for sure. The other bizarre thing is the sound quality and volume of the computer then changes throughout the week and it seems nearly like a timed cycle. I cannot watch movies or anything on infected computers because the sound becomes so bad.

It sounds like this thing was created in a lab because the only similar malware I have heard of is Bad USB and a couple others that seems to be able to infect any system. I personally believe the malware gains access to my firmware on the motherboard and changes keys related to the sound through out the day. I call it a “sound cycle.” The volume changes significantly and the quality changes slightly throughout the week. If for instance when I have apple completely wipe and reinstall my mac, what is interesting and telling is the Macbook stays in the “sound state” it was right before I wiped it. The sound cycle seems to stop and the “sound state” becomes static. However as soon as I either play a song or movie created from the old system or log into my email, the cycle continues again. I have tested this 5 times to make sure.

I could go on about my research and my struggles, but I really just don’t know what to do to fix this problem other than maybe completely getting a different identity with new email accounts and what not and tossing my old computers. However that would be incredibly expensive and if I slip up and have the malware come back it would all be for nothing. I need to figure out a way to a 100% prevent it.

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Gecho Pocket Synth Looper

[Mario] wrote us with his synthesizer project that’s currently up on Kickstarter. It looks like a good amount of fun to play with, as you can see in the video on the Kickstarter page. But it’s also built to be easily hackable.

On the hardware front, it’s a tiny four-layer board that’s crammed with parts. At the core is an STM32F4 microcontroller and a DAC. Indeed, the build was inspired by other folks’ work on the STM32F4 Discovery dev kit that has been used to make some pretty interesting synthesizer devices. [Mario]’s version adds two stereo headphone outputs, two microphone …read more

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Gecho Pocket Synth Looper

[Mario] wrote us with his synthesizer project that’s currently up on Kickstarter. It looks like a good amount of fun to play with, as you can see in the video on the Kickstarter page. But it’s also built to be easily hackable.

On the hardware front, it’s a tiny four-layer board that’s crammed with parts. At the core is an STM32F4 microcontroller and a DAC. Indeed, the build was inspired by other folks’ work on the STM32F4 Discovery dev kit that has been used to make some pretty interesting synthesizer devices. [Mario]’s version adds two stereo headphone outputs, two microphone …read more

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The Future of Faking Audio and Video

This Verge article isn’t great, but we are certainly moving into a future where audio and video will be easy to fake, and easier to fake undetectably. This is going to make propaganda easier, with all of the ill effects we’ve already seen turned up to eleven. I don’t have a good solution for this…. Continue reading The Future of Faking Audio and Video

Eavesdropping Via Headphones

We all know that speakers are microphones and microphones are speakers, right? If not, take a moment to plug your headphones into a microphone jack and yell into them. It’s not exactly hi-fi, but it works.

So it’s not a huge surprise that three security researchers in Israel have managed to turn the combination headphone and microphone input jacks that are present on most laptops into an eavesdropping device. (Paper here as PDF, with an obligatory demo video on YouTube, embedded below.) Speake(a)r is a neat proof-of-concept and a horrid pun.

There’s almost no exploit here; the just ask the …read more

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You Can Have My LM386s When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands

Everyone has a chip-of-shame: it’s the part that you know is suboptimal but you keep using it anyway because it just works well enough. Maybe it’s not what you would put into a design that you’re building more than a couple of, but for a quick and dirty lashup, it’s just the ticket. For Hackaday’s [Adam Fabio], that chip is the TIP120 transistor. Truth be told, we have more than one chip of shame, but for audio amplification purposes, it’s the LM386.

The LM386 is an old design, and requires a few supporting passive components to get its best performance, …read more

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Salvaged Scope Lets You Watch the Music

Everyone likes a good light show, but probably the children of the 60s and 70s appreciate them a bit more. That’s the era when some stereos came with built-in audio oscilloscopes, the search for which led [Tech Moan] to restore an audio monitor oscilloscope and use it to display oscilloscope music.

If the topic of oscilloscope music seems familiar, it may be because we covered [Jerobeam Fenderson]’s scope-driving compositions a while back. The technique will work on any oscilloscope that can handle X- and Y-axis inputs, but analog scopes make for the best display. The Tektronix 760A that [Tech Moan] …read more

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Salvaged Scope Lets You Watch the Music

Everyone likes a good light show, but probably the children of the 60s and 70s appreciate them a bit more. That’s the era when some stereos came with built-in audio oscilloscopes, the search for which led [Tech Moan] to restore an audio monitor oscilloscope and use it to display oscilloscope music.

If the topic of oscilloscope music seems familiar, it may be because we covered [Jerobeam Fenderson]’s scope-driving compositions a while back. The technique will work on any oscilloscope that can handle X- and Y-axis inputs, but analog scopes make for the best display. The Tektronix 760A that [Tech Moan] …read more

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Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet uses Teensy to Mangle Audio

Halloween has come and gone, but this DIY voice changing Star Wars Stormtrooper helmet tutorial by [Shawn Hymel] is worth a look for a number of reasons. Not only is the whole thing completely self-contained, but the voice changing is done in software thanks to the Teensy’s powerful audio filtering abilities. In addition, the Teensy also takes care of adding the iconic Stormtrooper clicks, pops, and static bursts around the voice-altered speech. Check out the video below to hear it in action.

Besides a microphone and speakers, there’s a Teensy 3.2, a low-cost add-on board for the Teensy that includes …read more

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