The Live-Action LEGO Porn Parody Is Here to Corrupt Your Childhood
“Dicksburg has become a post-ablockalyptic glandscape.” Continue reading The Live-Action LEGO Porn Parody Is Here to Corrupt Your Childhood
Author Archives: Samantha Cole
The Juicy, Round World of Blueberry Porn
The kink for watching people transform into sloshing human berries is more widespread than you think. Continue reading The Juicy, Round World of Blueberry Porn
I Went Marie Kondo on My Twitter Follows to Spark Some Joy Into My Feed
Tokimeki Unfollow helped me KonMari who I follow on Twitter. Continue reading I Went Marie Kondo on My Twitter Follows to Spark Some Joy Into My Feed
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Roasted Silicon Valley Giants For Sponsoring a Conference That Promoted Climate Change Denial
Congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Chellie Pingree penned a letter to the CEOs of Google, Facebook, and Microsoft schooling them on climate change. Continue reading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Roasted Silicon Valley Giants For Sponsoring a Conference That Promoted Climate Change Denial
Watch a Hacker Access Nest Cameras and Demand People Subscribe to PewDiePie
Nest’s weak password requirements helped him pull off the hack. Continue reading Watch a Hacker Access Nest Cameras and Demand People Subscribe to PewDiePie
Sex Workers Don’t Trust Kamala Harris
Harris’s record as a prosecutor and FOSTA advocate makes sex workers question who they’d vote for if it were her against Trump for president. Continue reading Sex Workers Don’t Trust Kamala Harris
Arizona Bill Would Charge Porn Consumers $20 to Fund Trump’s Border Wall
Another version of the “Human Trafficking and Child Exploitation Prevention Act” in Arizona would charge people $20 to remove a porn block from their devices. Continue reading Arizona Bill Would Charge Porn Consumers $20 to Fund Trump’s Border Wall
Literally Get Fucked by a ‘Star Citizen’ With This Fan-Made Dildo
Now we have a vivid idea of what a Xi’an penis might look like. Continue reading Literally Get Fucked by a ‘Star Citizen’ With This Fan-Made Dildo
Watch This 87-Year-Old Grandma on a Walkthrough of Her ‘Animal Crossing’ Town
She’s logged more than 3,500 hours in “Animal Crossing: New Leaf” on her Nintendo 3DS. Continue reading Watch This 87-Year-Old Grandma on a Walkthrough of Her ‘Animal Crossing’ Town